• Patroclus: *pricks finger on thorn*
  • Achilles: *burns down entire forest*

toewscrosby:

please watch this cinematic masterpiece

I’m more excited about dog sitting this weekend than I am about homecoming

cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

dutchster:

never tell me you have a surprise for me if it’s not a puppy. i will always be disappointed unless you’re getting me surprise puppies

queerhawkeye:

you can insult me however you like but don’t you ever dare call me a gryffindor

  • Me when I first discovered newsies: I did not live until today
  • Me finding out newsies was closing: How can I live when we are parted?
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funnywildlife:

A type of catlike creature called a genet has been spotted catching a ride on the backs of buffalo and white rhinos, new camera trap pictures reveal by Simon Morgan Wildlife Act.
"Do rhinos & other buff animals have pet genets, or genets have them as pets lol. Symbiosis?

sniffing:

explaining your grades to your parents

today i had to walk home in the rain but i met a dog so it all turned out ok in the end

rhamphotheca:

New findings out of Morocco reveal that Spinosaurus was the only known swimming Dinosaur… (read more: Science News/AAAS)

illustrations by Davide Bonadonna

mothernaturenetwork:

'Blackfish' producers aim to give rats an image makeover next
New documentary will be based on Robert Sullivan’s book ‘Rats: Observations on the History and Habitat of the City’s Most Unwanted Inhabitants.’

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davejaded:

when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other